William James Cobb, Thesis Supervisor Carla J. Mulford, Thesis Honors Advisor
Keywords:
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Abstract:
Cease & Thesist is a collection of four comedic short stories. In “Undercover Mailman,” a suave postal worker uncovers a corporate conspiracy that could destroy his small town, America, and the salty snack industry. In “No Homo,” a gay teenager must figure out how to come out to his family while writing his own story about a heterosexual superhero, No Homo Man, whose powers are active only while he is on the receiving end of anal intercourse. In “Balls,” a teenage girl and her parish priest hatch a plot to manipulate the Bishop into supporting their athletic endeavors. Finally in “Square Peg, Round Hole,” an oddball realizes his sexual fantasy in an unorthodox and salvational manner.
